Filed under: Style in the News, ClothingHow does one properly ingratiate the new fashion season that kicks off in New York today? With a story about an out-of-control cross-dressing mugger who left his, ahem, fake booby at the scence of one of his most recent brushes with the law, of course!
Some slutty man, wearing a black tube top and a short skirt, stole a 74-year-old's purse earlier this week and then preceeded to escape in a shoddy silver car. Apparently, there were two other badly dressed cross-dressers in the car with them.
While they have yet to catch the perp, the accused did leave some critical physical evidence on the scence: a busted condom, which he apparently used as a fake boob. The authorities are hoping to get some DNA off of the prosthetic breast.
So, the meaning of the story: If you're a man and plan on robbing someone in women's clothing, wear a water bra and better tops.

[via Metro UK]
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